As the drums beat and the crowd roars, the lions are released and the warriors fight for their lives.
“How amusing,” said the Emperor.
“indeed,” replied his slave.
“Let the ceremony commence!” shouted the Emperor.
“Slave pour the semi-skimmed milk onto the exiting cornflakes.”
“Yes my lord.”
As the lady slaves danced, the Emperor ate a few cornflakes before saying…
“These are a disgrace, put them with the lions!”
“But all of the lions are dead.”
“Then feed them to someone elses lions!”
“Would… would you errr.. mind if I had some?” said the slave.
“No!”
By Levi Mark Standley
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